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glitterandmetal-yt-da:

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

are you ok?



fatfook:

i like anime but on the low because i dont want to meet any anime freak nerds


thesassycat:

sitting next to your crush like

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avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad






ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure


lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person